no facebook, i did nothing to help your popularity, get that straight! i never gave you my contacts, so stop needlessly thanking me.
then, there's this bullshit:
(sidenote: editing pictures with MS paint BLOWS. photoshop has me spoiled) anyway, facebook is making suggestions for me! i can just hear my mother's voice saying "you know, you haven't talked to red spray paint face in a while, why don't you send him a card?" or "you and the other red spray paint face person seem to have an awful lot of friends in common, why don't you go ahead and hang out" BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO, MOM. i mean...facebook.it's not enough that i already feel bad about not keeping touch with my friends, i have to have facebook passive-aggressively reminding me how horrible of a person i am for not giving a shit about them anymore. then i think about deleting them, only to realize i can't because facebook will yell at me to become friends with them again!
the worst part of all of this are the ad's that it thinks it picked out just for me. for some reason, facebook thinks i live in dallas and constantly gives me ads for "almost 90% off restaurants!" which would be great and all, if i didn't live about 1500 miles east. for a while, it was giving me ads that said "23 and single? we'll tell you how to snag him!" now, it seems to think that i'm pregnant and looking for options. everyday, it'll show me ads of a peed on stick with the headline "you're not alone" well actually, yeah i am, because i'm not with child.
what i'm saying is.....get out of my kool-aid, facebook.
