Thursday, August 27, 2009

when did guys get vaginas?

seriously. when did the switch between guys and girls happen? i was talking to this guy, he made it obvious he wanted a relationship. shortly after, i realized that i just wanted someone to pass the time with until i left hagerstown. nothing serious, just fun, casual dating/boning. so naturally, i stopped talking to him. granted, that was the non-confrontational way out, but in my defense, i also forgot to tell him to stop talking to me.

after a few days of radio silence, he text me today. he's at the beach right now and tells me he'll be back sunday and has monday afternoon free if he wants to hang out. i respond with a non-comittal "ok", hoping he'll see it for what it is: a chicken shit way of saying "go awayyyyyy" he doesn't. or he does and forces me to talk some more. either way, i found i suddenly boarded the train to awkwardbitchville. choo choo.

"do you want to hang out"
"i don't think that's a good idea"
"why's that"
"because you want a relationship and i just want someone to spend time with until i move"
"you're moving?! why didn't you say anything?!"
"because it's not definite and wouldn't happen until a year from now"
"oh...well i don't really want a relationship. i'd just like to spend time with you and if something happens then it happens"

at that point my clingy alarm went off. he even said "i know i can be clingy" then he said "it sounds like you want friends with benefits. i can do that; i never know how i feel about it until i do it" it's like he pulled the line straight from the "so you like him, but he doesn't like you: how to have as much of him as you can" self help book for desperate girls. right next to "he's just not that into you"

which brings me back to my original question: when did guys become chicks?! if you have any answers, please share them with me. or, even better, tips for how to handle these stage 5 clingers.

1 comment:

Brandon said...

When women became dicks.