i was at dinner with a friend tonight when i realized my new coat had an inside-boobie pocket. i immediately realized i would be safe to travel in europe now, since pick-pockets can't pick a pocket that's on the inside. that's when i came up with the idea of stuffing my pockets with a bunch of elaborately fake money, if i ever do travel abroad. on the fake currency, i would write "way to be an asshole. this is fake" i think the chances of me getting the shit kicked out of me goes up exponentially, but it's a chance i'm willing to take. i think it would lol-worthy to have someone go through the trouble of stealing from me, only for it to be fake. when my ipod broke and there was a rash of break-in's and ipod stealing....i secretly hoped they would come into our house. i was the only one with an ipod and it didn't work. i thought it would be hilarious.
there's something wrong with me...
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