Saturday, November 8, 2008

3/4/08

a woman with edge

that's what i was called today by a coworker. it made me giggle. i was in a cranky mood when i went to the station, and on the way out i was sort of explaining away my behavior because i worked all day, but i was usually abrasive anyway because i just dont care. so the coworked proceeded to tell me that he likes to think of me as "a woman with edge" which brings me to my point.

ATTENTION ALL MALES: STOP TELLING ME HOW I'M "SO DIFFERENT" FROM OTHER GIRLS.

i know this already. you will not get in my pants by telling me me how awesome i am and completely unlike anyone you've met before. yeah i know, now please get out of my face because you're just annoying me now..
and i don't even think that i'm so extremely different either. i'm just honest, upfront and don't play games. which in all honesty, makes me saner than other girls.

speaking of girls.....i'm currently addicted to bumper stickers on facebook. and i keep coming across this one that says "pretty girls turn heads. my girls break necks" oh my god, i hope that neck you're breaking is your own because that is the most unneccessarily vain contrivance to make yourself feel better about the fact that guys don't hit on you until their beer goggles are firmly in place. seriously. i hate you. please move to an island with other girls like you so you can think up retarded sayings to your hearts content without infecting the rest of the population. and so we don't have to look at your backne because you chose to wear a tube top in february.

yes, i think that covers everything i've been pissed about lately. go team.

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